A Bald Octogenarian
The recent writer’s strike threw this town into a tizzy, and definitely affected the economy (which was already doing fine at having problems of its own, and didn’t need much help when it came to slumping) around here. It made a difference last month, at the Golden Globes, when the annual extravaganza devolved into a news conference, sans stars, parties, food, etc.
Luckily for us movie mavens, the strike is over, and Hollywood is stabilizing for now (or at least until June, when the contract is up for the actors– Hollywood Strike Redux…?). For Tinseltown and the rest of us, that means the Oscars are on. Yep, they’re just around the corner– this Sunday, February 24. This year is the 80th edition, which means there’ll probably be some sort of retrospective, especially since they didn’t know for sure they’d have writers for the show. But fear not– there’ll be the usual blather, the usual Vera Wang designs, the usual gushing and preening and fawning– in other words, just what you’d expect this time of year.
One of the things that’s great about living in this town at this time of year (other than avoiding the snarled traffic around the Hollywood area that night) is looking in the paper. This is one of the few towns nationwide that really hands over its entertainment section to the film industry. We get full-page, color ads hawking the nominated movies; sometimes these ads are blowouts in the form of two-page spreads.
This year, we got some interesting extras. Two booklets, one for “There Will Be Blood,” with movie stills on each page, along with the requisite gushing quotes from reviewers. The front page simply has the words “8 Academy Award Nominations: Best Picture” in faded gold, on a black background. Definitely cost a pretty penny, that.
The second pamphlet, of a similar size, was a bit more interesting. It’s for the Pixar film “Ratatouille,” and is also self-celebratory. But among the clipped comments from critics is a cookbook with recipes. The front cover looks like a fancy restaurant menu, and indeed, at the bottom of the front cover it says “Le Menu.” Inside are real recipes, from Goat Cheese Mousse (adapted from The French Laundry Cookbook) to Flatiron Steak with Herb Butter (adapted from Bouchon).
I’m not sure how the Academy voters received these kinds of materials; for me, the “There Will Be Blood” brochure was fairly standard– something I’ve seen along those lines before in previous years. The “Ratatouille” recipe menu, on the other hand, was more inventive, and in line with the creativity I’ve seen from Pixar ever since they set up camp years ago.
There’s the usual spate of articles these days too, most from critics and columnists offering their guesses and predictions. This year, I’ve only seen a few of the nominated films (”Michael Clayton,” which won’t win, but is definitely a great film; “Ratatouille,” which was outstanding; and “Persepolis,” which should win for Animated Film (the award will go to “Ratatouille”)). I’d like to see “No Country for Old Men,” “Atonement,” “Juno,” and “There Will Blood.” I have “Gone Baby Gone” sitting on the counter right now, and we’ll probably try to watch it this weekend if we can. So since I have no idea what the films are and the individual performances are like, no predictions from me.
I’m not even sure if we’ll be watching on Sunday, or where we’ll be at that time. In recent years, our Oscar plans have been fairly last-minute. If you’re a movie buff, who do you think will win? Who would you like to win? For those of you that are unsure of who’s even nominated, here’s a list. For those of you who want to hear what a critic has to say, check this.
In the meantime, here’s my idea of a perfect personals ad for Oscars season: “Bald Octogenarian Seeks Egotistic Talent for Rewarding Partnership.”



