I drive better than you

Posted on November 18th, 2006

I drive better than you. As a driver, I never have been in a car collision in my entire driving career. Get that past your fucking thick head. And get this: my driver’s education textbook said statiscally deaf people have better driving records. Yeah eat this too. Deaf people have been driving (legally) long before you were born! It is us who should be teaching you how to fucking drive, fucking idiots. First lesson? Eyes on the road!

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5 Responses to “I drive better than you”

  1. Anonymous, on November 18th, 2006 at 10:56 am Said:

    really i didnt know that? which textbook is it

  2. Anonymous, on November 18th, 2006 at 10:57 am Said:

    Bravo! That’s golden rule — Keep your eyes on this fucking ROAD every second!!! If you are distracted — that’s perfect fine as long as you keep *one* eye on this fucking road! You moron!

  3. Devil'sAdvocate, on August 19th, 2007 at 1:21 am Said:

    So that’s why I usually see deaf and hard-of-hearing people signing back and forth with their passengers as they drive, the vehicle swerving back and forth as they pay more attention to their buddy than the fact that they’re in a highly delicate situation, endangering their own lives, the lives of their passengers, and the lives of other motorists.

  4. Deafchica08, on March 27th, 2008 at 5:10 am Said:

    I am a deaf driver— I do not sign back and forth with any of my passengers, only a simple gesture if we want to make a quick stop or go somewhere else. Not every deaf person pay attention to the road though..

    Other than that, hearing people have high percentage of car collisions. Most hearing people WOULD TALK to someone on a CELL PHONE while they are DRIVING. Many people leave music playing on while driving. Those are bigger distractions however.

    Don’t point your finger at us. It’s just a true fact. Look up in those oldest and recent records for yourself. So do not even !!!

  5. Lar, on May 26th, 2008 at 2:09 pm Said:

    Simple rule & courtesy . . .

    No TEXTING while driveing. Now the law is already enacted.

    Please repsect others, Now close the Sidekick nor shut off the Black Berry & drive !

    :D

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